A behavior analyst observes and records behavior. After a career doing this in a constrained, scientific manner, I've stepped over the boundaries to examine life in the light of imagination. My experiences as academic, athlete, bibliophile, divorcee, father, grandfather, husband, lover, loser, motorcyclist, philanderer, professor, scientist, son, student, and traveler, combine in kaleidoscopic fashion to produce unique, sometimes unsettling, stories.